Playboy Bunny

I'm a bit fan of impromptu photoshoots with my baby. In fact, I assume it is my right as a mother to strip my child down, butt naked, stick some fake bunny ears on him, and double-sided tape some fleece to his butt to make him look like a bunny.

The fact that I'm still in pain 13+ month after childbirth (thanks, shitty autoimmune issues refusing to allow my body to heal properly) means this kid owes me, and then some.

People can say he's going to hate me when he grows up because I take awesome fun pictures of him now. I don't give a shit. If that's the only reason he hates me, I'll be lucky.