Thursday, April 8, 2010

Open Letter to Ohio

Dear Ohio,

Two days ago, you were 83 degrees. Although I was not expecting summer to appear almost instantly, I was, by no means, distraught over the warm weather.

And then you go and pull this shit.

A whopping 45 degrees. Seriously? Do you not fine something alarmingly fishy with the fact that you've declined in temperature by nearly half?

Well, I'm not amused. So, when you get a minute, I'd appreciate it if you'd get your shit together before we all catch pneumonia.

Love,
Rach

PS: And you wonder why we're moving South.
PSS: You're driving me to drink (ya know, to warm up internally and stuff...)

2 comments:

  1. What is that? It looks delicious. :)

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  2. Would you believe me if I told you it was called a "Salty Dog"?

    (salt rimmed glass, vodka, & grapefruit juice)

    Heaven.

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